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Matt Sterbator
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Tue Jul 8th, 2008 08:56 pm |
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his p ants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce Lawyer'.Last edited on Tue Jul 8th, 2008 09:02 pm by Matt Sterbator
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pariahjohn
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Posted: Wed Jul 9th, 2008 05:54 am |
lol!!!! aw shit... thats rich! grab em by the balls n twist till the cough up every last nickel !!!
p.s. i'm divorced....
Last edited on Wed Jul 9th, 2008 05:56 am by pariahjohn
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LadyLumpsRacing
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Thu Jul 10th, 2008 08:41 pm |
see now I thought the joke was funny, I think the meaning is a little one sided.
Just because a couple gets divorced doesnt mean the woman gets everything...or even 1/2.... but I can see where people assume that.
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Dirkster
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Posted: Fri Jul 11th, 2008 11:42 pm |
LadyLumpsRacing wrote: Just because a couple gets divorced doesnt mean the woman gets everything...or even 1/2.... but I can see where people assume that.
I got everything exept for the furniture in my divorce.............does that make me a woman??
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Sat Jul 12th, 2008 12:23 am |
Dirkster wrote: LadyLumpsRacing wrote: Just because a couple gets divorced doesnt mean the woman gets everything...or even 1/2.... but I can see where people assume that.
I got everything exept for the furniture in my divorce.............does that make me a woman?? Yes, yes it does. It makes you a very fast woman that needs to shave. J/k
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